The chest pounding earth ravishing thug who heads this so-called "farmer's party" made this disturbing statement: "Voters have spoken out very clearly against this government’s policies." What is wrong with you, progressive Europe? You let them vote? Why? Now look at the mess you've made. Children born into the apocalyptic wasteland of 2028 will ask, "Mommy, what's a planet?" *sniff!* Here's something even more disturbing: "Wednesday’s election win is significant as it means the party is now set to be the largest in the Upper House of Parliament, which has the power to block legislation agreed in the Lower House – throwing the Dutch government’s environmental policies into question." Noooooooooooo!!!!!!! I haven't wailed this hard since Trump's inauguration! We may only have five years left to save the planet. Oh, for the days when you could send farmers out to the beet fields under the muzzle of a PPSh-41. Green if for their good, for everybody's good! You know what else would be even better for the Greater Good™? Trampling their rights once and for all. Why? Well, because " Donald Trump and Marine Le Pen have voiced support, while some in the far right see the movement as embodying their ideas of elites using green policies to trample on the rights of individuals." Donald Trump, the worst Republican since Hitler, supports this movement! Even more disturbing is the view of the unwashed farmers who believe green policies, which always save the planet, are nothing more than a means of implementing totalitarianism. Could their rise have wider implications?" The only network allowed to be viewed on the 9" black and white big screen TV in Tractor Barn #2 (that's CNN for the duller comrades) has disturbingly reported, "A farmers’ protest party in the Netherlands has caused a shock after winning provincial elections this week just four years after their founding. That this is the very essence of Nazism I need scarcely mention. Before our very eyes, we are seeing the rotten fruit of representative government, the disaster of letting the unwashed masses, too stupid to be persuaded by settled science, have a voice in government. What do you do? Help people or take the piss out of them? That’s a priest’s life.Ĭheck out the Priest Simulator Steam page for more information.Comrades, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you that years of progressivism may be undone by disturbing cultural trends in Europe. Bouncing a rubber duck around, bouncing a pink rubber duck around, bouncing… more ducks? Don’t be shy, you gotta bounce them all!Ĭheck out the Bouncing Duck Simulator Steam page for more information. BANG! BANG! Totally Accurate Redneck SimulatorīANG! BANG! Totally Accurate Redneck Simulator is a silly and super tough physics based shooter puzzler in which you attempt to help a drunken redneck hit targets without accidentally shooting himself with a ricochet.Ĭheck out the BANG! BANG! Totally Accurate Redneck Simulator Steam page for more information.īouncing Duck Simulator allows you to fulfil your wildest dreams. The weight of the world rests in his tiny little hands.Ĭheck out the Trump Simulator VR Steam page for more information.ģ. But the only war between humans and cockroaches is truly epic and destructive.Ĭheck out the Cockroach Simulator Steam page for more information. In this unusual place many interests intertwine. This game is about the hard life in the kitchen. Assemble witty insults using different word strings, and employ combos, criticals, continuations and more to battle your opponents both offline and online across multiple devices.Ĭheck out the Oh…Sir! The Insult Simulator Steam page for more information. Check out the Bum Simulator Steam page for more information.Ī hilarious insult-‘em up in which players must verbally take-out their friends and family in different game modes.
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